Keira Knightley and Amy Winehouse as celebrity vampires
Photoshop wizards at Worth1000.com create bloodsucking versions of Lily Allen and Pete Doherty - and Madonna's an immortal undead? Who knew?
5 June 2009
USERS of a comedy website have come up with a chilling vision – a world of celebrity vampires.
Worth1000.com got its readers to imagine what their favourite stars would look like if they were immortal monsters. Amazingly, none of them seem to have thought of the obvious joke and done Cliff Richard.
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That slight missed opportunity aside, the web’s Photoshop wizards have created some terrifying blood-thirsty, fame-hungry nightstalkers. A fanged Whoopi Goldberg might be the pick of the bunch, unless Snoop Vampy Vamp is more to your tastes.
Brit stars also got a look-in, as befits the land where Bram Stoker spent much of his life. Lily Allen’s Smile is looking particularly toothy, while Amy Winehouse’s trademark beehive is very Bride Of Dracula.
Madonna, Amy Adams, Mel Gibson – passion of the Antichrist, possibly? – and Jennifer Love Hewitt are also among the celebs on display. Beyonce somehow manages to still look quite sexy as a Destiny’s Child Of The Night, and Transformers star Megan Fox is very toothsome as a sucker of blood.
The vampire imaginings take many forms, but basically, the order of the day is pallid skin, sunken eyes and bloodstained clothing.
Predictably enough, Pete Doherty looks pretty much the same.
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