Angelina Jolie and Daniel Craig among celebrity caricatures
Web wizards at Worth1000.com make the beautiful people look weird and the rest of us feel good through the magic of Photoshop
9 June 2009
CELEBRITIES are the beautiful people, right? All flawless skin and symmetrical features. Shambling pieces of human detritus like the rest of us should feel privileged just to breathe the same air as these perfect, luminous demigods.
Web nerds put the stars in Star Wars
Well, no. thelondonpaper can exclusively reveal that they have big noses, gappy teeth or sticky-out ears just like everybody else. This shocking information comes courtesy of the website worth1000.com, which, using top-secret imaging techniques – all right, Photoshop – has shown the stars looking distinctly earthy.
Of course, they’re just silly caricatures – and some of them are fairly cheap shots, especially since Quentin Tarantino and Prince Charles are pretty much walking caricatures already. But isn’t it nice to look at Angelina Jolie and think: “Yes, you do look a bit like an alien, now I come to think about it”?
And for the blokes, it’s distinctly heartening to realise that, yes, Daniel Craig might make you look like the pigeon-chested, knock-kneed, wheezing excuse for a man that you are, but his ears poke out a bit at the sides.
So take a look through our gallery, have a chuckle, and feel better about yourselves for a few fleeting, precious moments.
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