Laugh your head off at the worlds funniest jokes

Boffins at the University of Hertfordshire say they've found the world's funniest gag - we think we've done better. Check out our top 20 of the funniest jokes on the internet

23 June 2009

A SCIENTIFIC study claims to have discovered the funniest joke in the world.

According to researchers at the University of Hertfordshire, who evaluated 40,000 gags and polled more than 2 million votes, the world's funniest joke is:

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A couple of Mississippi hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: "OK, now what?"

Well, here at thelondonpaper.com our sides weren't exactly splitting at that one so we've trawled the web to put together our guide to the funniest gags on the internet.

Click through - if you don't laugh your head off you may need to get help.

Disagree? Then leave us your favourite jokes below...

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