Daniela Martins is dating Manchester United winger Luis Nani

Arsenal will be hoping United’s Michael Jackson lookalike cannot repeat his scoring form on the pitch at Old Trafford tomorrow

28 August 2009

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What are you doing with that lipstick?

I’m touting for business. Needs must and all that.

I see. Yeah, sorry about the closure of the paper and everything. But that doesn’t explain the over-use of... what is that?

Gipsy Scarlet by Chanel

Hmmm...

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I’m drawing my inspiration from Daniela here.

She’s done brilliantly for herself, despite seeming no more talented than me

Wait. You’re looking to bag your very own footballer?

Yep

And what, you’re just going to waltz into Old Trafford to watch your new man, just as Daniela will tomorrow?

Exactly

Well... Good luck with that. Did it occur to you that Daniela met her beau Nani before he hit the big time? And it is actually true love that brought them together when they were young and still living in Portugal?

Ah. Oh well, at least I won’t have to join the queue at Mahiki

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