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- Stab victim pleaded for his mother
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- Federer sees of Safin
- Emmerdale actor Hornby dies aged 63
- Oasis honoured at Clef music awards
- BBC journalist Charles Wheeler dies
- Magpies dismiss reports
- Zimbabwe set to miss World Twenty20
- USA investors in Newcastle talks
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